Friday, September 02, 2005

Give a Thought-2 ?

  • Bumper sticker on a Toyota - my other car is a Real ota

  • There are a lot of head colds going around because flu germs attack the weakest points

  • Give her an inch and she thinks she is a ruler

  • All the world’s a stage and all of us desperately unrehearsed

  • God give me patience –but please hurry

11 comments:

Truman said...

lol funny :) Best is the last one in your list
and here, one more:
"There are 3 kinds of people- those who can count and those who can't"

Sandeep said...

Nice !!

Mary said...

They are really funny! :)

Minal said...

@Truman: 5 out of 4 people do not understand fractions;-)

@Sandeep & Mary: :-))

Tugga said...

Minal u find these funny, how come u never found any of my wonderful jokes funny?:-)

For eg, I just made up a joke watching Brett Lee bowlthe other day

What is the name of Brett Lee's ultra religious hindu wife?
A) Gitali. That'sr good frnd:-)

Minal said...

@Tugga: I've always found your jokes funny;-) When have I not;-)
I liked that Pra(w)n one better;-)

Truman said...

What would Lara Dutta be called if she marries Brian Lara? ;)

Kaps said...

I also liked the last one. By asking so god will become impatient.

Minal said...

@ Kaps: Hmmm now you got me thinking on that one;-)
Maybe GOD will then need the patience to deal with it but will be in a hurry to get that;-)

I tell you life is a vicious circle:-)

Weasley Speaks said...

Check this one out:
"My husbad says he'll leave me if I do not give up shopping. Lord, I'll Miss that man"

Minal said...

@Weasley: What are you implying dear hubby:-)