- Just when I was getting used to yesterday along came today!
- It should be easier to make a honest living-There is so little competition.
- It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial charges and blamed it on the cost of living.
- The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
- Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
P.S: From the graffiti collected over a period of time from newspapers.