- Everyone has a photographic memory; some people just don't have the film.
- When I was born, I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
- Until I was 13, I thought my name was 'Shut Up.'
- I say no to drugs -- they just don't listen!
- I've never been drunk, but often I've been over served.
Source: From Mangi's list again...