- The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of the oncoming train.
- It's not the fall that kills you; it's the sudden stop at the end.
- I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- Born free; Taxed to death.
- Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first.
Source: My dear friend Mangi with his sense of humour could probably cook up better ones!