Friday, December 02, 2005

Give a Thought-5?

  • There are three dimensions to credit cards, length, width and debt.
  • You can't tell which way the train went by looking at the track.
  • On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.
  • A pat on the back is only a few centimetres from a kick in the ass.
  • If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would get done.

10 comments:

Dinesh said...

Superb collection again! Your 'Give a Thought' series is a hit!

Minal said...

@Dinesh: Thank you:-) Guess the efforts of collecting graffitti that came in the newspapers over a period of time is finally paying off;-)

Sujatha said...

Very clever! Did you see these somewhere or did you just write them up yourself?

Minal said...

@Sujatha: No dear I wish I was blessed with that amazing wit to invent such!
In my very first edition I had put up a disclaimer that this is from my collection from graffitti that came in various newspapers:-

Tugga said...

A pat on the ass is just a complaint away from a kick in the ass

Minal said...

@Tugga:Lol:-))

Sakshi said...

We are born naked, wet and hungry, and get slapped on our ass… Then things get worse.

Minal said...

@Sakshi: See this is the beauty of this mini-series I've started, people send in their own tit-bits and it gets even more better:-)

Sameer said...

Minal, thanks for the comment and for adding me to your blogroll !
nice blog, btw.

Minal said...

@Sameer: Most welcome and thanks for the compliment